Ketchup on your RRSP

This past Friday, after work, I went to the TD Canada Trust to pick up some cash for the weekend. When I looked down, I noticed an unopened bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup on the counter in front of the teller.

Then I looked down the length of the counter. There were bottles of ketchup in front of every teller.

So I bit.

“What’s this bottle of ketchup for?” I asked.

“So you’ll ketchup on your RRSP,” she replied. It was perhaps the best and worst thing I’d heard all week.