Black belt, brown sneakers

In my comments this morning, a link from Dunnit, makers of my new favourite sneakers. Seems they’re giving away free shoes to people who can provide a compelling enough reason. So here’s mine:

Far too often, I wear a black belt with brown sneakers. Apparently this is a no-no:

Belts are accessories. Belts shouldn’t be worn to hold your pants up, because you should get pants that fit in the first place. Because belts are accessories, you should wear the same color belt as your shoes. And if you buy brown shoes, and you don’t have a brown belt, get one. The same goes for black.

Dunnit, a pair of black sneakers would really improve my situation. Help me out?